onsdag 26. september 2012

Do one thing that scares you every day!

I heard a saying a few years back that you should do one thing that scares you every day.

When I started working as the "libro" on MS Nordnorge, that one scary thing was announcing something over the loud speakers.
Now I even manage improvised announcements rather well. Meaning that the Norwegian and English part of it is fine and the German understandable... ;)

Last Sunday we were sailing Trondheim - Rørvik. Lasting 8hours and 45minutes that is the longest stretch of sea during the whole voyage. Normally I´m alone in the office between 15.00-18.00 and this afternoon I received a visit from one of the deckhands. We started talking about the sights we pass along the coast and focused on one of them called "Kjærringskrævet" because we were about to pass it. It made us laugh because this particular sight is one we never announce because of its "nature". The word Kjærringskrævet is a "rural" way of describing the area between a woman´s legs.
At the start of my libro-carriere, colleagues tried to fool me into announcing Kjærringskrevet and this Sunday was no exception. The girl in the reception joined in that day and called me to say that we would pass it in 2 minutes. I then decided to do something that scared me a little. I announced it!!!

Kjærringskrævet

For the first time since I started having to use the microphone at work, I got really nervous!! Therefore the "quality" of the announcement wasn´t the highest.  Some may claim that i ruined the whole thing by trying to be politically correct while describing the attraction. I used words such as "noble" and "pure" and "female body-part and never actually "Kjærringskrævet" but it certainly made me giggle and also very scared. Mission accomplished. 

A couple from Wales passed the desk later that afternoon and asked me what they had been looking for  because they had thought of boobs, arms or legs. I showed them this photo and they giggled too. Perhaps it means that I should do it again..?

The best thing however were the thumbs up I got from my colleagues. They all found it hilarious and I even received a gift from the receptionist because of my bravery ;) So people, DO ONE THING THAT SCARES YOU EVERY DAY!!

tirsdag 7. august 2012

Tid for tilbakeblikk

På denne dag for 5 år siden, altså den 7. august 2007, sto en 24 år gammel jente på ei kai i Harstad. Hun ventet på sørgående hurtigrute, denne dagen MS Finnmarken.
Uken før hadde hun slengt inn en internettsøknad til selskapet med de lange tradisjonene. På det tidspunktet hadde hun vært arbeidsledig i litt over en måned. Hun hadde solt seg, slappet av og spist hauger med is, med andre ord, storkoset seg! Likevel visste hun at hun måtte tilbake på arbeidsmarkedet og da Hurtigruten ringte 08.02 på morgenen og vekte henne for å spørre om hun kunne begynne på jobb dagen etter, visste hun at hun bare måtte si ja.

Jenta som sto på den kaia var spent og ikke så rent lite nervøs. De neste 26 dagene på MS Finnmarken skulle vise seg å bli tøffe. Aldri hadde hun servert noen, ikke hadde hun åpnet en flaske vin i sitt liv ei heller var hun forberedt på den fraværende opplæringen og at hun skulle bli skjellt ut for at hun ikke automatisk visste hvordan systemet i spisesalen  fungerte. Det tok hele 22 dager før hun ikke hadde vondt i magen hver gang hun skulle servere på kvelden.

Til tross for den røffe starten var det mye av livet ombord som gjorde sterkt inntrykk. Da hun året etter fikk sjansen til å jobbe en hel sesong, grep hun den uten å nøle.

Bilde tatt på første tur i 2007


Nå sitter denne jenta på lugaren sin og tenker:
Hvor står jeg?
Er det dettte jeg vil gjøre?

Da tenker jeg på at jeg tidligere i dag sto på brua sammen med 7 tyskere og en mann fra Finland. Det var tid for brobesøk og jeg skulle oversette det kapteinen hadde å fortelle om båten og livet ombord. Selvfølgelig var jeg nervøs men jobben gikk fint og senere skålte vi og lo godt over hvor bra vi hadde det. I tillegg har gjestene strømmet inn i butikken der jeg "vikarierer" for tiden - ja for sånn er livet når du er "libro" eller reiselederassistent ombord, da er du overalt. Men tilbake til gjestene. De har takket for vennligheten og for turen. De har hatt det supert sier de. Til tross for at det er den dårligste sommeren på mange år. Ja, for stemningen ombord er så fin og fordi mannskapet er så snille. De føler seg hjemme og kommer alltid til å tenke på oss med glede.



26 dager etter den 7. august 2007, gikk ei sliten jente av MS Finnmarken. Hun hadde hatt det tungt men hadde blitt møtt med stor forståelse. En passasjer hadde ventet i en time bare for å få gi henne en avskjedsgave og takke for at jenta hadde vært der for dem under turen. 3 par som reiste sammen (og som jenta hadde sølt vin på ;)) behandlet henne som sitt eget barnebarn og takket også. Jenta visste at til tross for at det var passasjerene som takket henne for at hun hadde gitt dem "noe ekstra", så visste hun at det var passasjerene som hadde gitt henne "det lille ekstra" - akkurat det som gjorde at hun ville komme tilbake.

I dag er det mye man kan si om arbeidet mitt. Vi seiler gjennom utrolig vakker natur. Jeg har flotte kollegaer som jeg har det gøy med. Det har jeg fortalt om før, men i dag, 5 år etter at mitt Hurtigrutekappitel startet, er det disse passasjererene jeg tenker på.  Det aller beste med jobben min er at det er passasjerene som gir meg noe - nettopp fordi jeg gir dem noe.


Hva detter "noe" er, kan jeg ikke forklare, men det er det som gjør at jeg vet jeg fortsatt er på riktig sted.

lørdag 14. juli 2012

A list of the "important" things that happened this week:



  • Got tan (I know it´s hard to believe but I forgot to take photo so proof will follow if it stops raining and I can fry myself a little more)
  • Baked two carrot cakes (yummy)
  • Bought new phone (yes I have joined the masses and is not an owner of a "smart-phone". Can someone please tell me how to hang up when you call the wrong number????)
  • Talked with Radu in San Francisco (short but very happy conversation due to the fact that I could not hang up my phone - read point above)
  • Bought two tickets to the Døgnvill festival in Tromsø in August (when I was sure I had gotten  tickets for the Bukta festival that will be next week)
  • Changed the delivery time next week for the dog 3 times to make sure I could go to Tromsø and take part in Døgnvill next Thursday (did I mention that Døgnvill is in the end of August???) 
  • Ended up getting a ticket for Bukta next week just because of all the hassle even though I´m not sure I want to see the bands on.. (I would feel bad about the dog staying in the kennel if I was home but I didn´t dare to call and ask if I could change the appointment a 4th time) 
  • Met VERY cute blonde guy in the local store. 
  • Got a (hopefully) very good birthday present for two of my childhood friends. (Hipp hurra for Even og Svein Egil!!)


And perhaps the best thing: 



BOUGHT AN APARTMENT!!!!! :D :D :D


(but it´s an HABO-apartment so all the members of HABO has a "buying-priority" and I have to wait another 10 days for possible HABO-members to decide wether they want it or not)

mandag 2. juli 2012

So ist das Leben...an Bord

A normal shift on MS Nordnorge is 22 days long and I normally disperse my energy to last "perfectly well" for 22 day but nothing more. 
The 21st day at work I was asked by the hotel manager if I could work another four days. I immediately thought "sure" (for some strange reason) and now I´m sitting here just done with my last day. I have to clean my cabin soon and then I will end the day with a visit in Ishavskatedralen for our Midnight Concert excursion.  

Working these extra days have been tiring but also good. I´ve gotten to know some great passenger and I´ve enjoyed the beautiful landscape. Today however it became pretty clear that I need to go home and rest soon. 

I managed to print the daily program in 700 and some copies. Do you think the two pages came out on the same sheet? No page one came out in some 400 examples and day two in another 300. Luckily the printer ran out of paper before ending the print. Do you think the pages were sorted in a pile of page 1 and then page 2? Oh no, they were in chronological order so I spend 30 minutes sorting them out and printing 20 pages at the time over again. 

Ahhh! 

Despite the mess there were quite a few other fun events today. In the afternoon the ocean was very calm and suddenly I saw harbour porpoises (a small whale) jump in the water. I ran to the microphone and announced it. Later on I got message from the bridge that they had spottet a minke whale on the port left hand side. I announced it and the following never fails; people of all ages and physical conditions start running like they were 5 years old again. A few minutes after the madness  I got another call from the bridge that the whale had now change course and could be seen on the starboard right hand side. I of course started laughing and barely managed to announce because I could hear all the people standing on deck 5 above my head run like crazy to the starboard side. 

And since I´m writing about funny announcements there was an episode on Sunday. We´re approaching Vardø and just passing an island called "Horn Island" (Horny island). This island happens to be the Eastern most tip of Norway and I thought it would be nice to tell the passengers about it. My boss was joking about it the whole time and we were both unsure which exact island it was and I ended up calling the bridge while Eskild was making comments in the back ground because of the name "horny". By the time I  pressed the button on the microphone we were all giggling and laughing. You can imagine how professional this announcement was. In fact I had to apologize in english a couple of times before trying to compose myself and finish. It was a failure. By the time we made it to the German part I was grunting from laughter and gasping for air so I let go of the button and ordered Eskild to leave the office :D :D After 3 minutes I tried to finish the German bit but everything came out in a high pitch voice and with a few more grunts. 
Later that day I talked to a Norwegian lady traveling with the ship. She was sitting in the bar while I tried my best to tell everyone about the horny island. She said that they all started laughing and that the bar was grunting with me. 
Now that makes me happy! ;) 

In general there´s a lot of laughter on board and even more madness. Here are a few photos proving that statement ;) 





søndag 1. juli 2012

I´ve loved and I´ve lost

One thing that brings happiness in my life is being able to feel gratefulness towards those people who have ill treated me. 
Because of you I am a wiser and stronger person!



only time will tell how the marks imprinted will affect future decisions
I hope for the positive
but sometimes I fear the worst  

mandag 28. mai 2012

Elisabeth gjør ting hun ikke kan - lage mat

Da er jeg over halvveis i frituren min. Det er tid for oppsummering og refleksjon. Hva har man gjort og hva burde man ha gjort annerledes? Neida, riktig så nøye er jeg ikke. Det slo meg likevel i dag at jeg ikke har gjort noe som helst. Antall grønnsaker og generell matbeholdning i kjøleskapet tyder på at jeg har vært hjemme hos mor og far for å spise middag oftere enn planlagt. Så hva gjør man da? Jo man setter i gang med kokkelering i stor skala. Selvfølgelig skal det innrømmes at jeg er hverken spesielt gla i å lage mat eller god til det. Likevel ble det relativt vellykket:

Verdens merkeligste brød! Ja her får du oppskrift så skal du se at det faktisk stemmer:

50g gjær
2ts honning
6dl vann
200g hirsegryn
200g bokhvetekjerner
100g svisker
600g søtpoteter, dampet og avkjølt på forhånd
5dl vann
200g solsikkekjerner
100g linfrø
100g sesamfrø
50g psyllium husk (loppefrø)
200g bokhvetemel
200g kikertmel
200g maismel
1ts knust fennikelfrø
2ts hav- eller steinsalt
litt nykvernet sort pepper
kokosolje

1. lag surdeigen ved å røre ut gjær og honning i vannet. 
2. Så tilsetter du hirsegryn og bokhvetekjerner. La blandingen stå og gjære et par døgn i romtemperatur.
3. Den andre eller tredje dagen blendes svisker og søtpoteter med vannet og deretter blandes og røres alle ingrediensene sammen. Aller helst skal de eltes 10-15minutter i eltemaskin (funket veldig dårlig for meg da jeg bare har en foodprocessor men ha litt tolmodighet og ta det i bolker så går det helt fint)
4. Ha deigen i to 2-liters former smurt med litt kokosolje. Gi brødene 45 minutter i en ovn på 100 grader C, og sett deretter opp temperaturen til 180 grader C og stek dem i ytterligere 75 minutter. Pensle overflaten av brødene med litt oljeg når du skrur opp temperaturen. 

De ble herlige tro det eller ei! :D 


Oppfinnsom kyllinggryte som kom i ovnen før jeg innså at jeg kanskje burde ha brunet kyllingen litt i panna før jeg satt den inn. Jaja kyllingen var mør som varm ost (???) og grønnsakene så lite "al dente" som mulig. Noen som vil ha??? Mett ble jeg i alle fall.

En STOR porsjon frokostblanding ble det også. NAM! :D Og flaska ved siden av har jeg fortært alene som trøst for at det snør... huff.. ja det snør.. er det noen værkyndige der ute som vet om det er et godt tegn for en varm sommer?? 

torsdag 24. mai 2012

The Midnightsun

According to the "almighty" Wikipedia, the 22nd is the first day of Midnight sun in Harstad. Other internet sites claim it to be the 24th of May so I make my own rule, saying that tonight is the first constant day, day in Harstad.

For me, the 23rd of May has been a very lazy and sunny day. I have been enjoying most of it outside in my comfortable armchair.  I did a bit of planting (Hopefully there will be rosemary and sugar peas growing in my kitchen soon) and I even got some knitting done. What a great way of spending the day.

Though, the best part perhaps, has been sitting on the window sills looking at the beautiful view from my window, while listening to wonderful music. I´m very lucky, having two sets of corner windows in my apartment. Here is the gorgeous view from my apartment right now:



Makes it hard to say "good night" Firstly because it makes you want to stay awake and admire and secondly because sometimes you´re not totally sure what time of the day it is.

I remember a story from Svalbard about someone that fell asleep in the afternoon and woke up the next morning, got ready to go to work and headed there just before 8 o´clock, only to realize that in fact the time was 8 in the evening and not morning... ;)